Yes, we get snow here in So Utah...

It started snowing about 2 today...wind came up and it blew in from somewhere...anyway here are a few pictures...

Rain

Ok, it wasn't worthy of 'storm watch' but we did get some rain this morning..it was enough to wet the front courtyard, mess up the windows and make me use the windshield wipers on my errand to Office Max (the new one by my house...next to in n out yippee). Stayed cloudy the rest of the day...don't know what tomorrow holds in store, would love to see more moisture!

I am the only person I know that it takes almost an entire day to make one greeting card from the computer. Honest. What a ditz....sheesh.

Worked on cleaning out the pantry this morning...I didn't know what was where and that is just a total waste of food. Lots of boxed stuff and floury things had to be tossed, I had called Dan my grocery expert, and he said if it's past the 'best used by' date or no date at all...toss. So I did! Most of it is mom's stuff so I boxed it up for her. She had most of the canned goods and oils....I need to go through the cabinet where the spices are next..

We have an agent bringing buyers through tomorrow between 11 and 12 so no deep cleaning for me in the morning...Get it picked up, vacuumed,mopped and dogs out for a ride. One of these days the right buyer will show up. Or not. It's getting old but at least it's being looked at....so fingers crossed all!

The Perks Of Being Over 50

This is for my 'old' friends!

This may apply to a few of us, the rest can chuckle away, their turn is coming....
Chapter 1. Perks of being over 50.

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you????

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 PM

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit t rying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to payoff.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells are finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list .

20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

Chapter 2: Games for when you are older.
1. Sag, You're it.

2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket.

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

6. Doc, Doc, Goose.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Hide and go pee.

9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.

10. Musical recliners.

Chapter 3: Signs of Menopause.
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him.

3. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

4. You change your underwear after every sneeze.

5. You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendale's.

Chapter 4: Signs of wear.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!""

OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

If you're under 50, this may be amusing.If you're over 50, this is probably reality.